Jason Torchinsky

The Autopian

We're Going To Convoy From LA To RADwood But You Have To Join Us Because A Convoy Of One Is Just Sad

By: Jason Torchinsky

When was the last time you were in a convoy? A real, '70s-style trucker's crank-addled, brown, complex-pattern'd shirts with huge collars-wearing, and

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Someone Had The Audacity To Park Next To A Camaro And Now The Camaro Club On Facebook Is Losing Their Feces

By: Jason Torchinsky

Have you ever seen some jackass parking diagonally across two to four parking spots and wondered just what particular manner of jackass that person could be?

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A Typography Geek Pointed Out Something About The Space Shuttle Discovery And Now I Can't Unsee It

By: Jason Torchinsky

Even though I was born in the Apollo Era, barely, the spacecraft that I think had the most influence on my childhood had to be the Space Shuttles.

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We're Having Some Tech Issues But We're Still Heading To RADwood Bright And Early

By: Jason Torchinsky

I'm not sure if you've noticed, but the Autopian Mainframe, recently upgraded to a fully-expanded Mattel Aquarius (we're talking 16K , AI-inflated

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RADwood Was Great And So Was The Autopian Meetup The Night Before But That Doesn't Mean I Don't Have To Wake Up Absurdly Early

By: Jason Torchinsky

I'm so tired and I have to get up wildly early to get to the airport so I can go home, but despite how much I plan to complain, loudly and while

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Crappy Gas Pump Interface Design Made Me Rethink Everything I Thought I Believed About The World

By: Jason Torchinsky

Over the past few days, I've done a lot of driving. With a lot of driving comes two things, of course: lots of urinating and lots of stopping to get fuel.

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This Snoopy-Edition Pajero Mini I Saw At Radwood Increases The Number Of Snoopy-Endorsed Cars I Was Aware Of By 33%

By: Jason Torchinsky

I'm not sure I've mentioned this before, but I was a huge Peanuts /Snoopy fan as a kid.

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The Name Of The First Mercury Is A Reminder That V8 Once Meant ‘Cheap'

By: Jason Torchinsky

If you were to find a person at random, throw a filthy, stained Trader Joe's tote bag over their head, cram them into the trunk of your car, and

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China's First Car For Japan's Kei Segment Has A Press Photo That Weirds Me Out

By: Jason Torchinsky

I remember once I was at a Nissan event in Japan and heard a high-ranking member of the company refer to the country's Kei-class cars as “Galapagos

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Peanuts Die-Cast Car Toys From The 1970s Were Absolutely Unhinged

By: Jason Torchinsky

Remember yesterday? Man, those were some good times, right? If you recall, I wrote about a Snoopy-edition Mitsubishi Pajero Mini I saw at RADwood, and