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Today in Small Town Politics – Missouri House Candidate Accused of Trying to Plant Cocaine and Adderall on His Opponent

By: John Rich

AP – A candidate for the Missouri House made an initial court appearance Thursday on a federal drug charge accusing him of trying to plant cocaine and Adderall on his Republican primary opponent.

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The Saddest Performances of College Football Week 1

By: John Rich

Welcome to a blog that I may or may not decide to do every week. I suppose it depends on how sad college football decides to be.

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A Massive Sinkhole Has Opened Up Directly Outside of Nicolas Cage's Malibu Home

By: John Rich

Waking up to find a naked stranger eating a fudgesicle at the foot of his bed. Purchasing a 9-foot tall stone pyramid tomb to be buried under one day.

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Chris Hansen is Fucking Pissed About Hollywood's Portrayal of Him in 'Primetime', Movie That Follows Chris Hansen's Life During The Height of 'To Catch a Predator'

By: John Rich

God damn it, Chris. I really wanted to "like" this movie. Although "like" seems like a weird word to use. It feels weird to say that I'm "looking forward to" a movie about pedophiles.

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This Freddy Couples Hole-In-One at a Closest-To-Pin Contest is The Coolest Thing a Person Can Do on a Golf Course

By: John Rich

There are levels to golf. In fact, there are 3 of them. Level 1 – Learning to golf Level 2 – Caring about your golf game

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Move Over Demolition Derby, The "King Of The Hill" Trailer Race in Hudson, New Hampshire is The Most Electric Thing in White Trash Sports

By: John Rich

With all due respect to poor white people... demolition derby's stink out loud. The cars are all old and beat up.

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The Internet is DIVIDED Over Noah Eagle's Australian Pronunciation of The Word "Melbourne"

By: John Rich

Big drama out of Australia last night. You might be surprised to learn people online actually have very strong opinions on the way Noah Eagle pronounces Australia's largest city.

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Ouch – Watch This Michael Jackson Impersonator Get SMOKED By Some Speakers

By: John Rich

Ha. Poor guy. All he wanted was to use his god given looks/talents to make a quick $100 for his family by impersonating the king of pop/probable pedophile Michael Jackson.

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Kansas' Quarterback Isaiah Marshall Completed One of The Most Absurd Throws You'll Ever See

By: John Rich

Incredible. Imagine if Patrick Mahomes did that? And to think if the University of Missouri had it their way, Isaiah Marshall wouldn't even be allowed to play the sport.

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Dumping Them Out – Football is BACK (For The Final Time This Year)

By: John Rich

Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out. Football is FINALLY back. We have FINALLY reached the last day of the year it's acceptable to say that.